My wife and I celebrated our 6th wedding anniversary over the weekend. Since year 6 is candy and iron, I got a little creative with my candy-esque gift to her.
I’ve transcribed the poem (which rhymes, mind you) below.
To my Sweet Tart,
From the moment I saw you, I knew it was Mentos be.
Through all bodies of water, you’re the Swedish Fish in the sea.
York one Hot Tamale and you always have been.
So I wondered, am I Werther’s enough to be your man?
Or would it cost me 100 Grand?
I told everyone I would gladly pay Extra to have HERshey.
So I decided I’d need to have a few Twix up my sleeve:
1) I’d fill your life with laughs and Snickers.
2) My Mounds of love for you would always grow bigger.
3) I’d love you to Pieces and love you madly.
Love, your forever Sugar Daddy.